"Oh, Stewardess? I Speak Jive."

Caucasians gots to be representin'.

And which flygirl doing it at CPAC?

Michelle Bachmann, The ExtraTerrestrial:

As Steele concluded his remarks, Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann -- the event's moderator -- told Steele he was "da man." "Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man," she said.

Oh, my. How. Very. Awkward.