Republicans sure are a funny bunch. They'll ignore you, ostracize you, vilify you, put you down, and diss you.
But just one Republican Senator goes Democratic, and all of a sudden, they're buying you ice cream:
Congratulations, Northern Virginny! You're fashionable now!
You want Republicans to start celebrating Teh Gay?
As soon as Teh Gay becomes instrumental in getting Republicans elected, male-on-male pegging (warning: That link goes to an unexpectedly adult Wikipedia article) will become a sacrament. You can bank on that.
My salute to those in "fake Virginia". Work those bastiches for all you can, then kick them to the curb so you can watch them cry.
They earned it.
But just one Republican Senator goes Democratic, and all of a sudden, they're buying you ice cream:
Oh hey there, remember last year when, during the election, John McCain’s pathetic campaign resorted to offensive yet hilarious attacks against those of us who live in Northern Virginia? Remember how they called us communist and “fake Virginia.” Yes!? Well guess what!! Now the tool bags are coming here to hold the first in a series of events where they will feverishly try to figure out why they suck and what they can do to fix it.
Congratulations, Northern Virginny! You're fashionable now!
You want Republicans to start celebrating Teh Gay?
As soon as Teh Gay becomes instrumental in getting Republicans elected, male-on-male pegging (warning: That link goes to an unexpectedly adult Wikipedia article) will become a sacrament. You can bank on that.
My salute to those in "fake Virginia". Work those bastiches for all you can, then kick them to the curb so you can watch them cry.
They earned it.
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